Sometimes, everything just goes right. Marla Meringue is hands down one of the best models that poses for Dr. Sketchy’s Baltimore. Yes, she’s pretty. We all know that. If you didn’t, you’re either blind or you’ve been the victim of some horrible reverse-aesthetic electroshock conditioning or some such nonsense. That’s not what I’m talking about though.
She knows how to pose for artists. That, in of itself, is a rare skill. But she goes beyond that, purposefully seeking out unusual, PAINFUL poses that make my muscles quake in abject fear. Look at some of those poses. You know that hurt. Not only did she go that far, but she even repeated poses for the camera when my dumb-ass happened to have it pointed the wrong direction because I tripped over something or accidentally turned the fool thing off.
Watch the video. Not only were Marla’s poses amazing, but her performance was amazing. Usually when that happens, something else goes wrong. The lighting is off. I forget to charge the camera. I run out of memory. The cops raid. Something always fouls up.
Not this time. Marla was dead on. You artists got some great sketches. The lighting was great. Jeff got stunning photos. The video camera didn’t have gremlins in it. I don’t think I even misplaced my beer ONCE that night. It was snake-eyes all night.
Watch.
See what I’m talking about?
On a side note, I probably just jinxed everything. We are mere days from our anniversary session and I’ve probably guaranteed a Tyrannosaurus Rex attack, a machine revolt led by Cybermen, or Nicolette Le Faye (our next model) getting waylaid on her way to the Windup by Omar or some shit.
Humongous thanks to Marla Meringue of Sticky Buns Burlesque; thanks to sponsors Atomic Books, Flying Dog Brewery, and Baby Tattoo Books; thanks to Russell for slinging tunes and booze; thanks to Jeff for some of the best photos he’s ever done; thanks to Styger for help running the door, shoving around all that damn furniture, and beating the stage into shape; thanks to Alexis for wrassling the mic; thanks to anyone who helped shove a chair around or clean up at the end; and thanks to all of you who came out and twirled a pencil.
GiGi Holliday is easily one of our new favorite people. We’ve been hoping she’d model for Dr. Sketchy’s Baltimore for years, but as a general rule we rarely ever approach someone. We wait for them to approach us, because we’ve learned this lesson the hard way: unless the person comes to us, they seem much more likely to be unreliable, cancel at the last minute, what have you.
So, we just patiently waited for someone to introduce us. There was a flaw in our plan, though—everyone just assumed we’d already met. For two years we twiddled our thumbs to no avail.
Luckily, one night after an Ottobar show and about four shots of Jager, I said “Fuck it,” walked up to her, and basically said, “Hey, Alexis and I run Dr. Sketchy’s Baltimore. You interested in modeling?”
We took a quick break so GiGi could have a breather, and then it was time for the 5-minute poses, the first of which was the non-dominate hand contest, where if you’re right-handed you draw with your left, if you’re left-handed you draw with your right, and if you’re ambidextrous, you draw with a rabid porpoise.
The two winners received mystery concoctions from Russell at the bar. Nope, I have no idea what was in them. Bad decisions and shame, I suspect.
It was then time for GiGi’s halftime performance! You’ll have to go to one of her shows if you want to see a full routine, but here’s a few teaser photos.
The 10-minute poses were next. the first of which was our second contest of the evening, which was the best incorporation of “Be Kind, Rewind” (in honor of the closing of Video Americain‘s Charles Village location) for Blood by Mark Ryden, from Atomic Books up in Hampden. Extra points were given for incorporating The Fifth Element, since GiGi’s performance was based on the movie’s Diva Dance.
A quick break and it was time for the first 20-minute pose of the night and our third contest, the best incorporation of Tarzan, for one of two prizes: Animus by Seonna Hong, from Baby Tattoo Books, or a copy of Sabrina Chap’s Oompa! Sabrina is raising funds for her next album, if you want to help, head over here. As of this writing, she’s only a quarter of the way to her goal.
Thanks to GiGi Holliday for doing a stunning job; thanks to our amazing sponsors, Atomic Books, Baby Tattoo Books, and Sabrina Chap for the great contest prizes; thanks to Jeff for the photography above; thanks to Russell for spinning tunes and booze; thanks to Alexis for rockin’ the mic; and thanks to all of you for making it a particularly fun session!
By the way, we’re going to start experimenting with our blog post formats. Between you and me, I think they run a little long, and carry a little more punch if they weren’t a big ol’ novel. Don’t be surprised when the next one of these is a little different.
What’s next?
Mab Just Mab, DC’s Own Sideshow Girl! A glasswalker and blockhead, escape artist and ukulele fanatic, she has been featured in several documentaries and books on sideshow revival, and performs solo, with The Accidental Circus and as a pillar of the Cheeky Monkey Sideshow.
Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve brought you performers from such faraway places as Australia, New Orleans, and Essex, but I can guarantee you have never, ever, drawn anything like this. I’m not even talking about drawing at Dr. Sketchy’s, I’m talking about drawing ANYWHERE. Unless you were raised in a circus, and were allowed to just loiter about all willy-nilly for hours on end with your sketchpad, you’ve never drawn this.
We’re talking nails, broken glass, and stuff I don’t want even to allude to just in case you’re so appalled, so horrified, so frozen in fear you won’t come!
I’m telling you, folks, bring a spare pair of drawers. You might need them.
Oh, and one last thing, Mab Just Mab is one of the funniest people I’ve ever met. If you’re in one of those “I broke eight ribs so don’t make me laugh” situations, your life might be in mortal danger.
There’ll be great prizes from Atomic Books & What Katie Did, not to mention beer specials from Flying Dog Brewery!
January 30th’s session with Sabrina Chap was one of our top attended sessions of all time. Really, it’s not surprising. In the spirit of openness, I should probably say upfront that Sabrina is one of our favorite people ever. She’s smart, she’s funny, she’s pretty, and a fucking ninja when it comes to dodging arcs of pee from drunkards. The last time she posed for us, she hadn’t been in the city (for the first time ever, mind you) two hours before some blitzed guy sitting at the bar in the Hippo whipped out his whatsit and tried to take her out.
Did I tell this story the last time I blogged about a Sabrina session? Probably. I’m not going to bother to look. In any case, with her back turned, she dodged it like it was nothing. Remember that scene in Resident Evil 2 with the hallway filled with lasers? It was like that.
In any case, whenever we’re in NYC, we try to meet her for a beer – sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. The point is, of all the various interesting things to do in NYC, “a beer with Sabrina” is always on the list, regardless of what cockamamie thing is going on.
Oh, and she can sing. She sings real good. Here, take a listen.
The album that’s from, Oompa!, is honestly one of my favorite CDs.
You should go buy it.
So . . . how was the drawing? It’s Sabrina, you don’t even need to ask.
Everyone ran to the bar and the powder room for a minute, and then we jumped into the 5-minute poses, the first of which was the non-dominant hand contest. If you’re right-handed you draw with your left, if you’re left-handed you draw with your right, and if you’re ambidextrous, you—SQUIRREL!
The two winners received a mysterious concoction from Russell behind the bar.
Another quick break and then it was time for a musical interlude. I already showed you the first song—here’s another, the title track from her latest album, We Are theParade, which you should definitely also buy:
It was then time for the 10-minute poses. The first one was a contest, the theme being “Shit Baltimoreans Say”. The two winners received either Sterling Hundley’s Blue Collar / White Collarfrom Atomic Books in Hampden, or a pair of stockings from What Katie Did.
Next up were the 20-minute poses, the first of which was the last contest of the evening. The contest was the best incorporation of MacGyver, since it was Richard Dean Anderson’s birthday. The winner received Ragnar’s The Art of the Big City from Baby Tattoo Books.
And that was a wrap for our first session of 2012! [Kermit the Frog arm-waving YAAAAAYYYYY!]
Bubbling thanks to Sabrina Chap who came all the way from NYC; thanks to our wonderful sponsors Atomic Books, Flying Dog Brewery, and Baby Tattoo Books; thanks to Russell for slinging drinks and booze; thanks to Jeff for the photos above; and thanks to Alexis emceeing the thing.
Who’s next?
Sweet Jesus, I’m getting the vapors.
[Aaron, that doesn’t mean what I think you think it means.—Alexis]
Don’t know if you know this, but besides being a burlesque and go-go performer, Candy is one half of the amazing photography duo that is Stereo Vision. A lot of our best flyers were created using photos they’ve taken. Reverend Valentine’s being the first that comes to mind—and there’s dozens of others.
She’s going to do a half-time performance for you too. Bring your EpiPen if you’re allergic to, you know, HOTNESS.